I’ll be gifting Pinder buttons on the playa (7:30 & C).

This isn’t much of an exaggeration. Before I met my wife I’d get to the airport three hours early, just so I knew nothing could go wrong. My wife prefers to get to the gate right when they’re boarding. She says she’s “never missed a flight,” but I get little comfort from that when standing in the security line and staring at the time on my boarding pass.

So, what “typical” burner hats did I forget?

And our longest storyline ever draws to a close. Didn’t think it would take 30 strips to tell the tale when I started it! Excited to see where the new status quo takes us. Especially Pie Guy being alive again. I missed him.

An ancient argument nearly leads to violence… is this the fate of every argument in a universe with no hugs? And Marcus afraid to fight? What’s become of our favorite mercenary? And what’s up with Fake Pinder’s giant head?

How will we survive the Hug-pocalypse?

Oh, and I prefer fruit, myself. With a little whipped cream.