I wanna know, where da gold at?  (youtube) Apparently the Leprechaun series is getting a reboot thanks to the WWE film company.  Huh?  (variety) For a website called “modernman”, neither of these dudes look modern or manly.  But that’s not the point!  5 great St. Pat’s Day cocktails!  (modernman) A 3 step guide to drinking [...]

In these depressing days, the end of times, Keanu Reeves delivers a glimmer of hope with the following news: the script for the new Bill and Ted has been completed!!!!!  (independent) Taco-flavored ramen.  It’s like East meets West….meets South.  (geekologie) This new five-minute redband trailer for 21 Jump Street is damn near perfect.  (iwatchstuff) In [...]

If American Apparel had sex with a rap video and they gave birth to a 90 minute movie, it would be Project X.  That’s not necessarily a bad thing.  Plus, the chubby nerd in the movie actually starred in a Bang Bus video.  That’s all sorts of cool.  (filmdrunk) Speaking of Project X, here are [...]

El olor de mi dedo! When you combine the power of Kung-Fu with the hilarity of glamour-style photos, you something that would make Kip Dynamite happy.  (worldwideinterweb) National Lampoon getting a reboot.  Just as soon as Randy Quaid lets his hostages go and gets that interplanetary interference device implanted in his head.  (hollywoodreporter) Your new RoboCop hath [...]

15 chocolate flavors you need to taste before you die.  #16?  Doo-doo chocolate.  (buzzfeed) 30 pictures of a blow-up doll factory in China.  I like how they spray-paint on the nipples, much like Ben does.  (buzzfeed) 5 weirdest reasons we have sex.  I think the weirdest reason we have sex is to procreate.  We got [...]

  Wet Hot American Summer sequel apparently “definitely happening”.  So if you’re one of the fifty people who hasn’t seen the original yet, now is your chance before it’s too late!  And for those of you who “didn’t get it”: fuck you.  (iwatchstuff) Here’s a first look at the new movie Seven Psychopaths.  The impressive [...]

  It’s Mish Mash’s 50th post today!  And as thanks, here is a video that expresses exactly how I feel!  (youtube) Eeeeeeeey, punks.  A Death Wish remake is headed our way!  (iwatchstuff) I don’t care what anyone says about this new Honda commercial, I’ll take Broderick as Bueller any time and any way I can. [...]

  No barkin’ from the dog, no smog, and mama cooked a breakfast with no hog: Today, January 27th, was the actual “good day” Ice Cube was singing about.  (buzzfeed) Worry not, fatties: it’s also National Chocolate Cake Day, which is weird because “chocolate cake” was Ice Cube’s childhood nickname.  (huffingtonpost) In sad news, The [...]

  Fuck the Academy Awards; it’s all about the AVNs.  (xojane) Speaking of AVN, what night after the ceremonies wouldn’t be complete without a breast milk fight that led to an arrest.  (filmdrunk) 10 TV stars you’ll probably never see naked.  Unfortunately, Dennis Franz is not on this list.  (warmingglow) The 27 best movies not [...]

Hold on to your cocks and prepare for some mind-fuckery:  The 84th Academy Awards nominations!  Damn, you old Oscar!  (iwatchstuff) Michel Gondry directed a Japanese commercial, almost causing a what-the-fuck? blackhole.  Oversized body parts?  Check.  Manic laughing Japanese kid?  Check.  Confusion as to what exactly is being sold?  Check.  (youtube) Leprosy organizations are apparently so [...]

The new trailer for Jeff Who Lives at Home, starring Jason Segal and Ed Helms and directed by the Duplass Brothers, looks downright watchable.  (youtube) Keanu Reeves made a documentary about film vs. video and here is the trailer.  It kills me to hear the girl say, “with video, you don’t have to be some [...]

This weeks Mish Mash is brought to you by the awesomeness of internet piracy.   Let’s start this off with something topical: 30 years ago, Jack Valentini and the MPAA didn’t want the VCR to exist out of piracy fears.  The bigwigs have got to hate it when they lose.  (forbes) Kristen Wiig says no [...]

Raise your right hand if you have no idea what the fuck is going on. This year’s Golden Globes winners.  If you’re not a mom, you won’t care.  And if you are a mom, you already know who won.  (iwatchstuff) In lieu of the recent Golden Globes, Quentin Tarantino (QT) announces his favorite films of [...]

Back in the habit, like a Joaquin Phoenix that has risen from the ashes.  49% Son-of-a-bitch, 51% Motherfucker.   Dark Knight Rises tickets are available to purchase alreadyyy!!!!!111!!#!  (variety) Avatar 2 still four years away, although Hustler’s take on the original is better than any sequel could be, in my opinion.  (bleedingcool) James Franco’s new [...]