¡Hola y coja a su madres!  Welcome to Mish Mash, conchas! Not as comprehensive as I’d have liked, but this “Where are they now?  Teen Edition” will have to suffice for the time being.  Oh, Deborah Foreman.  Rawr. (pajiba) Hahaha, this is great.  I thought I was pretty good at turning innocent things vulgar and sexual, but [...]

Former Nerd City guest Steve Seeley was mentioned in an online article by former Nerd City guest Brian Warmoth.  Coincidence?  I think not.  P.S.: ain’t Steve the coolest?!  (comicsalliance) Q: what’s better than Indiana Jones 4?  A: Indiana Jones 5?  Yes, I know that answer was in the form of a question.  It’s because I’m fucking [...]

Today, August 20th, marks the birthday of the sci-fi weirdo and Hewlett Packard-engenderer, H.P. Lovecraft.  So let’s all wish him a…Jesus, he’s 120-years-old?? Someone call Guinness!  (hplovecraft) I guess I can’t mention H.P.’s birthday without also including Fred Durst, Dimebag Darrell, Al Roker, Robert Plant, Isaac Hayes, and (my personal fave) Connie Chung.  Will her husband [...]

“Diving into his fifth pie, Lardass began to imagine that he wasn’t eating pies. He pretended he was eating cow-plops, and rat guts in blueberry sauce.”  The 9 best vomit scenes in film.  (screenjunkies) Yesssss, KFC you’re the best!  They’ve created what would appear to be Hannibal Lecter’s new favorite food: “The Skinwich”.  Fried chicken skin, cheese, [...]

20 awesomest monkeys!  Monkey peeing in his own mouth?  Check.  Monkey playing Pac-Man?  Check?  However, this list lacks perhaps the most infamous monkey of all:  this feller.  (heavy) From the “What did I just watch?” dept.: the I’m Still Here trailer.  (youtube) 7 scientific reasons a zombie outbreak would fail quickly.  You know, because zombie outbreaks are a [...]

Karl Urban has been confirmed as the new Judge Dredd.  No word on if Rob Schneider will return.  (empireonline) 7 most horrifying museums on earth.  Thank you for the nightmare material.  That’ll be all for today.  (cracked) This is a 10 minute video of gameplay from Team Fortress 2, documenting one of the online players freaking out. [...]

Voted People’s Sexiest Man Alive 1987.  Happy Friday the 13th, geeks! A list of everyone Jason ever killed and how.  That’s 148 casualties.  I’d imagine it’d be hard to stay so creative when dispatching of horny, drunken, half-clad teens…but Jason never fails.  He’s like the Martha Stewart of mass murder.  (listafterlist) Jason’s 10 best kills.  It’s hard [...]

Jesus, is it still Shark Week?  In that case, do what every shark fetishist wishes they could do and sharkify yourself!  (buzzfeed) Is it just me or is it feeling extra 1993 in here?  Quantum Leap movie, you say?  Bring on the Bakula!  (blastr) 6 scientific reasons break-ups suck worse than you think.  As if the mere [...]

Get them away from the water!  They’re multiplying! Finally, the mystery of the Rubik’s Cube has been solved: it takes no more than 20 moves to rectify, no matter how jumbled it is.  But how many moves until someone who still plays with a Rubik’s Cube loses his virginity?  The world may never know.  (bbc) This is [...]

If you’ve ever wanted to see a tiger high off his ass on catnip, now is your chance.  Aw man, he just ate all the Cap’n Crunch!  (gammasquad) 17 cats eating pizza?  Holy shit.  They must of gotten a hold of some of that same catnip.  Get a haircut, you kitties!  (buzzfeed) The guy that makes all [...]

5 real historical Death Stars, for those of you who need your history likened to George Lucas properties to make them easier to comprehend because you’re such a shut in and braindead loser virgin that you can’t understand anything pertaining to reality, even in the slightest.  You pathetic piece of shit.  Sorry, I’m hungover.  Forgives? [...]

If there is one movie that actually deserves to utilize the third dimension, it’s Jackass 3D.  I’m as giddy as a schoolgirl.  Seriously, feel these nipples!  (youtube) Yet more marketing for Scott Pilgrim.  I bet they haven’t even filmed the movie yet.  They’re stalling!  Bet they’re just trying to buy some time.  (geekosystem) Ah, the days when [...]

Let’s start this off on a decaying foot: Zombie Daily is a blog where a guy illustrates awesome zombies each day.  If only you could be here to see my boner.  (zombiedaily) Teaser trailer for the new Guillermo del Toro produced Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark, which of course you damn well should be after [...]

Mish Mash is back in full effect!  Engage! Sometimes people on the internet leave comments on message boards.  Most of the time, these people are idiots.  And sometimes, those message boards pertain to the Batman #1 comic book.  This is the genius that ensues.  (comicsalliance) The 6 greatest things ever accomplished by a dead body.  Like keep [...]

Direct Link to Youtube Video This will be the last Mish Mash until after the ‘Con, so until then be sure to check cnn.com for all your hip and nerdy internet news.  Now here’s a word from Nerd City’s own Diamond Dave, wishing you all a safe and happy ‘Con!  Bosey bosey BOP, biddy bop! Seriously, if [...]

It was 41 years ago today that we landed on the moon.  It was an unprecedented achievement, a landmark in American history.  So how fitting that on this anniversary, another great American milestone passes: Lindsay Lohan is going to jail.  God bless America.  (examiner) The Goon is being made into an animated show, and it looks [...]

I love movie related t-shirts, this one being no exception.  And though Bixby Snyder may agree to buy it for a dollar, it’s actually $11.99, European.  (lushtshirts) In sad news, Major League’s own manager extraordinaire Lou Brown, actor James Gammon, has died at 70.  Forget about the curveball, Ricky.  Give ‘em the heater.  (ew) Being a bit [...]

No, that’s not Max and Ben in the above picture as you may have believed.  It’s first shots of the new Pegg/Frost film, Paul. Or is it Max and Ben?  I’m confused.  (slashfilm) Here’s a trailer for the new Ben Affleck-directed film, The Town.  For a crime drama it sure sounds like a Stephen King book. [...]

Yes!  They’re bringing Beavis and Butthead back to T.V.!  Now every time I laugh like Butthead after someone says something vaguely suggestive, it will once again be relevant!  (nypost) I’m Still Here, the documentary that follows Joaquin Phoenix’s burgeoning rap career, is coming out September 10th.  Out of respect?  We’ll never know.  But this movie, if [...]

Let’s start it off with a little crooked search engine, shall we?  (unevengoogle) Return viewers know by now that I’m fascinated with excessive, caloric-heavy foods.  The type of thing that makes other countries laugh at us as we keel over from our 5th massive coronary.  That being said, I present you with the footlong cheeseburger.  God [...]