Yeah, I know the english on the title of this post is wrong, but damn it, I’m a guy and this title is right damnit.
There was an article that posted their ideas of manly movies. They failed on mentioning movies that truly manly.
The first one is über-manly, the rest just sorta flow with it.
The Dirty Dozen
This movie is so damn manly that even if you were to have Alan Alda in it, it would still be manly enough to beat the pants off of most movies. But it doesn’t have Alan Alda, and that means that Lee Marvin, Charles Bronson, Jim Brown, Clint Walker, Trini Lopez, Donald Southerland and Tele Sevalas spend month training to kill Nazis. All of these guys, except Marvin, are deathrow to life inmates in military prison. The brass says, these guys are going to kill Nazis.
Marvin takes them, trains them and for their graduation present, gets them hookers.
Then they kill Nazis.
Badasses.
Conan: The Barbarian
It’s Conan. It’s a guy killing everything with a fucking broadsword. And getting tail in the process. Do I need to say anymore?
Robot Jox
Robot Jox was so goddamn manly that even the women looked manlier then most douchetards at the bars right now. These women were so manly that they could open a beer bottle with their ladybits. That says nothing about how manly the men were. Fighting in mecha like gladiators in the near dystopian future.
Megaforce
Deeds not words. Strong words for this rabble of the 80′s. Flying motorcycles and unitard moose knuckle. If you said a word about it, they would beat you silly.
Dirty Harry
If I have to tell you about Clint Eastwood, a .44 magnum and excessive force. I shouldn’t even need to tell you this crap.
Seven Samurai
In 1954 Akira Kurasawa came out with a movie that was so manly that it had to get remade as the Magnificent Seven. These samurai are hired out by a village to protect them from bandits. Even though these people are fuckers, they stick to their code and protect this village.
Big Trouble in Little China
Ask Jack Burton. And Jack Burton will tell you that fighting the undead Chinese boss trying to marry a green eye woman only to turn around and kill her so he can become mortal again with his three generals who are elementals isn’t manly, the he won’t know what is manly.